It all began with this gentle readers…..
And ended with this…. 
That’s right, you have logged on today to find Lady Melbourne wearing a garbage and her Chanel. I didn’t wear all of it, what with the wonderment of black plastic I didn’t want to over do things.
You see there was so much to choose from when I went down to my local supermarket, I could have even bought silver bags which made my decision very hard- how’s a girl to decide between a cool, slate grey and a hot, shiny black?
I figured also if I got one with a drawstring closure I could do all sorts of things with the hem. Note the nice ruching detail over derriere area, complete with uneven hemline.
You see there was so much to choose from when I went down to my local supermarket, I could have even bought silver bags which made my decision very hard- how’s a girl to decide between a cool, slate grey and a hot, shiny black?
I figured also if I got one with a drawstring closure I could do all sorts of things with the hem. Note the nice ruching detail over derriere area, complete with uneven hemline.
I have Imelda my favourite despot to thank for the inspiration, without her challenges I’d just sit around on my couch all day taking photos and getting stuck into the martinis.
Get yours now at your local Safeway for $3.09. All you’ll need is some scissors and a bit of flair. And a despot to create hilarious challenges for you of course.